Simon Apex - Dj, producer, husband, daddy, old git and founder of the elite cainers club! Simon and his goatee have been spanking the wheels of steel for the past 11 years with there hard and bouncy style! Simon is also known for setting fire to stereos, being eaten alive by Godzilla sized Pit Bull's, smoking stylus’s, burning his trousers to a crisp and being arrested in airports for crimes he did not commit!   Order your Apex today! Caution - Goatee is flammable!
	Lostboy - Dj, producer, husband and daddy to be! Also a platinum member of the elite cainers club! Lostboy can drink more beer than Dufman and blend his intoxicating flavour of hard and upfront Hardcore better than Mr. Whippy himself! A pioneer of Southern Cali Hardcore and an all round top geezer! Also known for falling head first off of large objects, assembling sound systems larger than the planet earth, blowing up perfectly good GTI’s and bailing good friends out of jail!   Order your Lostboy today! Warning - Not suitable for small children!
	Anthonymad - Dj, producer, school teacher and all round blinding bloke! Anthony has been whipping Northern Cali for days with his high energy combo of bouncy beats! Also known for driving a Jeep, owning a dog, looking remarkably like his logo and having funny shaped ears!   Order your Anthonymad today! No Monkeys were harmed in the creation of his logo!
	D-lyte - Dj, producer and true British Hardcore mentalist! D-lyte started djing in 1998 as he fancied himself as a bit of a hip-hop gangster! After a chance encounter with a Dj Sy tape he focused on Hardcore and honed his scratchin skills. Today he has graced the decks all over the South Coast of England, holds residency at Critical Damage in Fareham and has several releases slated for the mighty Thin N Crispy Recordings. Also know for having mates that drive Rovers, drinking excessive amounts of tea and getting lost in Bournemouth!   Order your D-lyte today! Caution - May require GPS!
	AP-X - Dj, producer and international man of mystery. Some say he is scared of ducks, others say he blinks sideways! We have no idea who he is or where he came from but he has written a shed load of Breakbeat for SSU! Also known for talking to himself, wearing a purple anorak and singing the yellow submarine! Order your AP-X today! Caution - May require adult supervision!
	Jay Vigor - Dj, producer, promoter and vice president of the cainers club! Jay has been involved with electronic music in California for almost 15 years! He has played every style of music going but has come to rest on the funkin world of Breakbeat! He is now producing on a regular basis and has some slammin cuts in the works. Also known for seeing if Godzilla sized Pit Bull's can fly, falling into swimming pools fully clothed, inventing Uncles that own fields and saving tri tip steaks from monsoons! Order your Jay Vigor today! Caution - May require dry clothes!
	Orion - Dj, producer and hardcore astrologist! Orion is legendary for his banging sets of Freeform largeness and his energy behind the decks! Also known for sleeping with chairs on his head, building skateboard ramps and lying inside truck beds during crash testing! Order your Orion today! Warning - May need new truck!
	Starr - Dj, producer, promoter and all round party animal! Starr has been rocking the desert with his smile style of Happy Hardcore for over 8 years! Recently he has been busy churning out tracks with partner in crime Stephen Evil, including a large remix for Sy and Unknown, due out soon on his label, "Mad Panik!' Also known for wearing lots of make up, shaving his head, having lots of tattoos and singing classic Hardcore anthems in his sleep! Order your DJ Starr today! Warning may cause excessive impulsive sing a longs!
	Kidcasper - Dj, MC, Promoter and Hardcore junkie! He came from the desert but now from the bay. Some say he lived off cacti and others say beer flows through his veins. One thing we do know is he always brings it ardcore styleee! North, South, East and West, he’s not stoppin till that crowds a rockin! Also known for having a lovely mum!   Order your Kidcasper today! Caution can cause intense shifts in atmospheric pressure!